The End is Nigh: September 3rd
By Brian Knapp

There are 27 days left…

Jaime sits at a table next to a Golden Tee golf machine in a half-empty bar.  He sips his soda and checks his watch.

WAITRESS: Ready to order, Hon?

JAIME: No, still waiting on one.

WAITRESS: Okay, just holler when you’re ready.

JAIME: Can you switch his with a fresh drink, please.

WAITRESS: Sure, Diet, right?

JAIME: Thank you.

She takes the watered-down drink back to replace it with a fresh one.  A tall man in a white shirt and tie walks up to the table.

MAN 6: What’s up, bro.  Sorry I’m late.  Stupid fucking meetings all morning.

JAIME: That’s alright, no big deal.  Just glad you’re here, Jer.

Jeremy walks over to the machine and puts in a few dollar bills.

JEREMY: Ready to play?

JAIME: You go ahead, I’m not terribly in the…

JEREMY: Didn’t get me a drink? What’s up with that?

Jeremy continues with the game.

JAIME: She’s bringing it now.

The waitress returns.

WAITRESS: Here’s the Diet.  You guys ready?

JEREMY: Just bring out two dozen hot wings.

JAIME: I’ll have the turkey club.

The waitress walks off.

JEREMY: Goin’ soft, huh.

JAIME: You know I can’t eat that stuff.

JEREMY: Bullshit, you’re just pussin’ out.

JAIME: My ileum would beg to differ with you.

Jeremy continues with the game.

JEREMY: Holy shit that was a great shot!  Take a look at this.

Jaime remains seated, unamused.  He rips open a wet nap and wipes down the table.

JAIME: How’s work?

JEREMY: I think they’re gonna make me a partner soon.

JAIME: That’s great.  Nobody’s worked harder for it.

JEREMY: OH!  Damn machine!  Fucking sand!

Jeremy slaps the side of the machine.

JAIME: (to self) Congratulations.

JEREMY: So are you really going to kill yourself or what?

JAIME: Yes.  That’s the plan.

JEREMY: We both know you don’t have the balls to do it.

JAIME: C’mon, Jeremy, don’t say something that you’re gonna regret.

Jeremy turns from the machine and takes a drink.

JEREMY: I always mean what I say.

JAIME: No, you always say something that’s mean.

JEREMY: Hey, Big Brother is done protecting you.

JAIME: Yeah, you were a pioneer in that department…sorry.  I don’t want this to go badly.

Jeremy looks at his watch and takes another drink.

JEREMY: I got to get going, can we finish this some other time?

Jeremy slaps Jaime on the back and walks away.

JAIME: Jeremy.

JEREMY: What? I got to go, man.

JAIME: You know that I’m serious, right?

JEREMY: About what?

JAIME: On October first, I’ll be dead.

Jeremy looks at him and smirks.

JEREMY: Only a pussy would kill himself, Bro.

He walks away.  The waitress approaches from the other side with the food.

WAITRESS: Here you go, Hon.

She sets the wings in front of Jaime and the sandwich away from him.

JAIME: Can you just give the wings to someone, complimentary and box the sandwich, please?

WAITRESS: Something wrong with them?

JAIME: No, I just want the check please.

2 Responses to “The End is Nigh: September 3rd”

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