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August 30, 2008
“I’ll remember that song even after 100 years in the Prince’s bed,” she whispered in his ear. “Even after I die.”
August 23, 2008
“The meek shall inherit the Earth,” he whispered. “Then sell it for profit.”
August 16, 2008
Join Captain Dave and his brave crew as they attempt to add a new regulation to the Company Regulations and Aphorisms Manual at the Intragalactic CRAM Conference!
August 9, 2008
Join Captain Dave and his fearless crew as they lose their luggage, strain their backs, and get stoned with AI’s in their daring routine mission to procure supplies.
August 2, 2008
Captain Dave and his loyal crew discover the wonders of a non-angular society on the Planet of the Uncooperative Numbers!
July 26, 2008
Join bold Captain Dave and the brave crew of the Delineator as they embark on their perilous adventure on the Planet of the All-Consuming Games!